*pulls sǝuןq ɥɔsʇıʞ aside for a quiet word*

In South Asian culture, owls are considered dumb and it would be an insult to compare someone to an owl. Strange that owls have the exact opposite (and incorrect) reputation here.

I mean, some birds are really really smart, so it’s not like birds need to be dumb.

Selling nudes is at least honest work. Good for him, frankly.

You know what’s more akin to a landed gentry? Corporate CEOs. The Reddit employees didn’t vote you, ya dickwad (insert Monty python reference).

Owls have very small brains. Their eyes take most of their skull’s space. All in all, they’re not really smart, even for a bird.

While the Playboy trademarks still account for more than $1 billion in annual sales, according to the company’s statement announcing Hefner’s death, none of those royalties directly contributed to Hugh Hefner’s worth.

What in the heck is that first sentence? He’s a dude with an Onlyfans, whose using it to fund his card collecting. What exactly is down bad about that?

He just needs to follow Ewan McGregor rule of ‘one for them, one for me’.

He managed it with pooper scooper

Did anyone see that Tom Holland & Daisy Ridley movie? Can’t remember what it was called but was based on the book “The Knife of Never Letting Go” -- That got pretty crap reviews too. Read the book, it was ok (but not good enough for me to want to see a screen adaptation of it). 

Agreed about Elijah Wood — he has become the go-to “weirdo” guy for indie stuff. The issue that Tom Holland will have is that he just isn’t weird looking at all. 

Here’s a selection of fun reviews of my second (and most successful to date) movie:

Did he at least work in rhyming “Cooper” with “super duper”?

I hear that an actor receiving a bad review is like accidentally seeing your mother in the shower.

He reminds me of Keanu Reeves, and hopefully (like Keanu Reeves) he’ll settle into his groove playing the manic “Tom Holland type” in a string of action movies. Honestly, though, “Zendaya’s date” would be a perfectly fine second act.

Yeah I was like ‘this kid’s reaction to negative reviews seems mature and balanced’ and then I googled him, and he’s 27.

The (Crowded) Room

my crystal ball is showing

I feel for Tom Holland because it’s clear he is a very talented guy. He’s an amazing dancer and that works well for being Spider-man. The problem is he seems cursed to look 16 forever.