The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. That was the game that brought me back into gaming as an adult. I had to mod and ini tweak the heck out of it to get it to run on my crappy laptop, but it's still a favorite of mine.

I have a lot of games to be thankful for, but the two on my very present list are:
No Man’s Sky (especially considering their continued free updates!) and VGA Planets.Nu (a web version of the strategy game that originally came out in 1995. It’s a fantastic strategy game that has a cult following, all these decades…

Showing my age, but I’m thankful for Manic Miner. It’s what started my whole love of video games even though I had no idea what was going on at the time.

I think that’s actually a normal-size bag.

Monarchies: “If we have treaty alliances linking every country in Europe, nobody would dare start a war!”

No one makes me feel older than Lizzo.

“A.A.” - Alex Dowd.

No, there was definitely an ostrich involved.

Ich habe gerade einen DNA-Test gemacht. es stellt sich heraus, dass ich zu 100 Prozent diese Schlampe bin

As a Korean War vet, which is the last war the US fought in where combat resembled World War II, I found Dunkirk incredible immersive and was if anything uncomfortable close to my experience of being surround. I was sitting in the feeling the physical responses, I could honestly feel my heartbeat racing. And this was…

It was funnier before I knew she had a comment for it. Now it comes off as a white dude wearing a fedora. "Oh, this?"

Crazy with the Cheese Whiz, so to speak.

I will never understand how women can stand having such long nails (real or fake). Anytime my nails go over the tip of my finger it gets irritating quick. 

Banal celebrity news is much better if you imagine Werner Herzog talking about it.

“Ever since... American Beauty...-romantic depictions... as thrill rides... our gaze rarely averted by... bodies in motion... depicting the men... masochistically. [I]t enhances the urgency of... enormous sums of... energy... sucked” - A.A.Dowd

Because nothing says you don’t give a fuck quite like having a tiny bag specially made so you can pose for a picture to post on social media letting everyone know what few fucks you give.

Kinda makes a mound out of a molehill, my dudes.  He’s essentially insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on his shirt (double-barreled buckshot).

It’s a movie about a war that got started because of horrible driving directions and one man who really wanted lunch.

You mentioned salvaging ships—do you think this means I can finally clear up parking spaces on my freighter?