“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Fuck you, Fred Armisen’s dad.

As a life long Cards fan from St Louis. I have to admit we have one of the dumbest fan base. Love the birds, hate 90% of our fans.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. And let’s not forget my distinguished governor’s penchant for trying to avoid MO’s sunshine law by using an app that doesn’t allow screenshots and automatically deletes messages. And his unwillingness to share with the public how much his inauguration cost. And the delightful way he…

I haven’t watched The Simpsons in a long time, but Maggie is probably a nihilist.

Rashida: You don’t understand the sacrifices I’ve had to make to get these white people to trust me. So what you NOT gon do...

Rubio’s sad broken face during this townhall gives me so much pleasure.

OK, y’all are mean as fuck going in on her wonky eye. She can’t help that.