@dna: Wow seriously? This joke has very little to do with Apple fanbois

Once upon a time, we put candles around our tree (not in it, but around). Then one year when I was 6, my little brother burned the house down with the Christmas tree, (he actually lit the tree with the candles, cause he thought that would be cool.) Looking back, I'm not sure what our parents were thinking.

The Red Planet has no need for more socialists it would appear. #marsmissions