Neutral:

Man worried about recession causes recession. 

Right, because a dealer will never rip you off for more money than a mechanic will. /s

I own them til the end. Plan it right and you get the last bit of serviceability in the junkyard parking lot.

See my thought is that it’s a blank canvas. Spray paint the shit outta that thing and make it look bright and colorful and ridiculous, or put a fuckin’ wizard riding a unicorn on the side. 

What is that, some kinda weave or something?

If we’re talking GameCube games, Baten Kaitos and Baten Kaitos Origins could use more attention. 

It would be easy money for them if they released Wind Waker and Twilight Princess for the Switch. I know Zelda fans that didn’t own a Wii U, but they have a Switch.

Let’s dig even deeper. A Sega Dreamcast collection of (some of) the games ported to GameCube, ported to Switch. Throw ‘em all on one disc. Crazy Taxi, Skies of Arcadia, Jet Grind Radio, Space Channel 5, Chu Chu Rocket, Ecco the Dolphin, Virtua Tennis...

I think 3D World is just a matter of timing - Mario Odyssey hit Switch very early, then the port of Mario U, then Mario Maker 2... they have to spread those Mario games out, so I imagine 3D World will actually hit very soon, and then the next thing will be whatever the Tokyo team is cooking up as a follow-up to…

I’m shocked that 3D World and WW:HD hasn’t been ported yet. Don’t miss Yoshi’s Wolley World and Pikmin 3 (afterall, we have Yoshi’s Crafted World and Pikmin 4 is “already done”), but I thought 3D World and WW:HD are weird absences.

“Hellavan”? “Caracat”?

Seeing their handiwork with the simpler repairs, I have no faith in the actual swap. This would be great with a competent wrencher, but nothing I see here tells me to give them the benefit of the doubt.

I would insta-buy that. Along with a Mass Effect Trilogy port.

Goddammit EA, Port the entire dead space trilogy to it already.

(shatters both screens)

Perhaps it’s on me for expecting better critical thinking from Jalopnik, but I cannot possibly express how disappointed I am that this is the party line this blog is taking. Toyota and others are not taking Trump’s side per se, they are advocating for a single Federal standard for safety and emissions. If you fragment…

Yukon Spin Me Right Round, Baby Right Round...Like A Record, Baby

Sand, I hate it. It gets everywhere