And with the OP being in Texas, all this would need to be a legal "kit car" is lights and wipers. Spend the additional $11K on tires and bail. 

So, remember back in 1999 when you had a cell phone and a regular land line, because cell phone coverage was still kinda spotty and besides, having a land line was just what you do- the sound is better, there’s a book with your number in it so people can find you, it’s just the adult thing to do. Cell phones were…

My Maserati does 185,

Threepio is essential to a movie’s plot for the first time since A New Hope

I’m in my 40s and I allegedly have the money to buy new cars. Which I absolutely do not. Average price of new car is ~36k right now. So I walk into a dealership, give them 2 or 3 grand on a new Accord and have a $600 a month car payment for the next 5 years? Um no because fuck you. I buy CPO cars that are 2-3 years…

Maybe 1st and 5th gear are related? They might have just wanted to build up inventory in case they also have a 40 day strike.

FCA is working on a new contract with UAW while a merger/sale with PCA is pending. UAW is coming off a long strike which affected GM’s production. FCA builds inventory ahead of those contract negotiations... coincidence?

1st Gear: Literally all they had to do was go to ZF and pick some off the shelf transmissions. The rest of Nissan’s shortfalls could be easily overlooked if those damn Jatco’s weren’t hellbent on killing themselves. they could have held off Korean automakers with their 80-90 years of goodwill and reputation, but they…

What my associate is trying to say is that, uh, our new brake pads are really cool. You’re not even going to believe it. Like, um, let’s say you’re driving along the road with your family. And you’re driving along la li la. And then, all of the sudden there’s a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the…

“If you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I’ve got spare time.”

I’m pretty sure Tommy Callahan did the best explanation of cheap vs expensive brake pads ever

Seriously. I just bought a used 2018 Colorado Diesel ZR2. For obvious reasons I did not have a huge variety to pick from and when I found one I jumped on it. It’s my first GM product ever and the dealer experience was a fucking joke. I was at the dealer for 6 god damn hours for a car I called before I left my home…

I make my own engine sounds whenever I drive an electric car, as long as I’m by myself.  Otherwise, I do it in my head.

Child: Big Rock? Big Rock! Why isn’t he saying anything, dad?

Are you sure that that’s a truck interior and not a rendering of a new toon car for the ‘Who Framed Roger Rabbit?’ sequel? That does look like a Tex Avery style grumpy dash.

Not only was he cheating.  He was dumb enough to film himself cheating, and upload the videos.  I grew up being told “no sympathy for self inflicted wounds”, and THIS is very self inflicted.  I support the lifetime ban.

Don’t do the crime, if you can’t do the time.

Those drivers really took it for granite that they could make that turn.