Nailed it.

There’s nothing else to say really. You nailed it.

Society allows white men to make mistakes. Women and POC not so much. It was never about her emails. Just like how people aren’t really mad at the kneeling for the national anthem. They’re mad that black men are being uppity.

Cancel the appt. You won’t need teeth.

Trump’s threat at the UN that “The United States has great strength and patience, but if it is forced to defend itself or its allies, we will have no choice but to totally destroy North Korea” is really unprecedented. This is no off-the-cuff response to a question, or cranky early morning tweet, but a centerpiece of a…

People are rightfully dragging him on Twitter. The guy is a complete idiot

Meanwhile, CNN’s resident buffoon, Chris Cillizza, had this terrible hot take of Trump’s speech:

General Kelly is in an eternal state of job regret.

We are all General Kelly.

At a certain point, Subway chose to keep children at risk and sacrifice this woman to the coverup, and they should pay dearly for that decision.

‘What the hell is the scent of “powder?”’

In the end, JLaw got her revenge ;)

Eyeroll. No shit an actress who’s just starting out and doing small guest roles really wanted a lead part on a series. Doesn’t mean you were making great art, dude.

So, as I see it, the two possibilities that explain there being THIS wide a disparity between the publicly disclosed takeaways by the involved parties regarding this dinner about DACA and the wall and all of that:

Sad. Let’s revisit the elegant wedding photographs they made public:

Is anyone surprised by this? Two up and coming stars, couple up. Their careers level off, and just as the sun will rise tomorrow, they file for divorce.

I kind of thought they were an odd pairing from the get go.

I’m honestly annoyed even by those “I ate your Halloween candy...JUST KIDDING!” videos. I mean, why would you think it’s funny to mess with your child’s trust in their parents?

Look, even if this shit had been nothing but actual pranks, that’s still an evil thing to do to your child. Your kid should never, ever feel tricked by you. On purpose. For your amusement.

Her body just looks really wrong in that poster, doesn’t it? Not body shaming, I’m talking about them photoshopping her into the uncanny valley.