I once did something similar in FM 2015 with José Mourinho and Chelsea in the in-game editor. Something where José, John Terry, and Cesc Fabregas all have massive and lengthy contracts (think 10 million pounds/week), massive out-clauses, and forced to play only with barebone squad of 15 youth players.

Result: awful…

Speaking of Burma, here’s Big Black w Peter Prescott filling in for Roland.

Hey, thanks to everyone who reported on their phone preferences yesterday, I do appreciate it!

#1: Agreed the national anthem shouldn’t play before games. However, if we were to stop playing it because of the protests, rather than address the protests, that would be an act of absolute craven cowardice. I didn’t suspect Americans were so timid that they can’t even allow someone to criticize their country without…

That seat was reserved for the 4th place trophy.

I must work job in Arizona. There are many solar facilities employer provides drives and motors for.

WHY ISN’T YOUR HAND OVER YOUR HEART? DON’T YOU KNOW PEOPLE DIED FOR YOU TO BE ABLE TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS? WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA SO MUCH? IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT HERE YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE!!!111 AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

No, they’re just Australian

Why isn’t the whole plane made out of black on black crime???

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

This reminds me of the ancient proverb: when you jackoff in public, don’t get mad when someone tells you that you got a tiny dick.

When your campaign is predicated on idea the country is a dystopian hellhole, you turn into a bitter elderly aunt who is strangely validated by every shitty story on the 11 PM local news.

“When the nooky monster came...”

Wall: Sometimes I’ll just walk up to him and show him a picture of my house, which is filled with basketballs. Basketballs I may never ever pass to him.

We don’t even know how many more days and a wake-up anymore.

Don’t be sad. Harambe would've wanted it this way. He loved low hanging fruit.

The misfits are right up there are one of my favorite bands. So here’s something that might very well offend your sensibilities, because that’s how I roll.

My sons and I made an NFL bet tonight where the loser has to get a tattoo. This is a candidate.

Mark Davis is like a Zach Galifianakis character brought to life by a child’s misguided wish.