There are not enough "Take my money!" memes in circulation to describe how much I and my friends want a new Ford Ranger.

People want so many Ford Rangers, Ford isn't bringing them here.

#11 - When merging onto a highway, make sure you are using sufficient speed to safely merge. Yes, this often means gunning it a bit on an on ramp. Don't expect traffic to part the red sea for you when they're doing 65 and you're doing 40. And, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T SLAM ON YOUR BRAKES AT THE END OF AN ON…

Ride right pass left didn't make the list? W T F?

That's usually the hardest thing for me too. Usually talk-radio helps distract me enough that I don't get stressed or angry on the road, but not enough to impair my driving abilities and awareness.

But for god's sake don't drive off the dock of the bay!

Driving can really test one's patience–there's going to be traffic, moronic drivers/cyclist/pedestrians and plenty of other BS. The best way to mitigate that is to just relax . Repeat after me: "it is what it is."

If you mentioned lesbians you would have had to explain that technically a lesbian is very unlikely to want them involved. In the USMC that was surprisingly hard to explain. I was always like "you mean you love bi chicks" and they were like no lesbians because there are two of them" And back and forth about bi-curious…

So she ran him over drunk with his own truck and now its his fault? And this coming from the blog that decries victim blaming.

I'm not agreeing with Adrian at all. I felt this article is EQUATING what Peterson did (beating/abuse) with spanking, and that's my issue. It seems like no one's getting that, though.

Spanking with the hand is one thing. Beating with a switch all over the body, yeah, that's abuse. I mean, geez, he even had injuries to his scrotum. How is that NOT abuse? Please explain this to me. And before you ask if I have kids, I have two sons, 4 and 7, and yes, I've had to spank them but I follow those three…

Yeah, I totally punched her right in the kidney. *sigh* Spanking is not beating. Equating the two is my main problem with this article. Does anyone here read for context, or is this just some sort of whiny millennial circle jerk/echo chamber?

Yeah — I leave em on when I have the paper tags.

How about paper temp tags on a new car? Without a frame, I'd be concerned the small screw holes would just tear through, let the paper plate get all soggy and dump my dinner on my lap.

Quite honestly if I was buying a new car, I would make a scene over something like this. It WOULD be removed before I signed anything. I fully intend on custom ordering a vehicle one day and I will write it into the contract that no sticker or badge shall be affixed by the dealer.

A spanking - a quick smack on the butt to break a cycle of hysteria, is not beating. But good luck telling the people on Gawker media this, most of them don't even have kids. It's the classic "well from my armchair and keyboard I can say 100% of the time if you spank you are bad". This is simply not true.

It depends. At some point, your plate gets put on the car, either by the dealer because it was pulled from your trade-in, by the dealer because they're issuing you your new plate, or by you when you receive your plates from your DMV.

This is so bizarre. I posted the following on my facebook less than two weeks ago, on September 4th:

Who spanks their kid twice a week? Do they schedule them? "You might have done something, so let's just get preemptive!" I had maybe 5 spankings in my LIFE, and none after I was 10. SMH

See, I think you kids are confusing beating with spanking. A smack on the hand is still hitting a kid- but it's not a beating. Adrian did indeed beat his kids. This article equates that with every instance of spanking ever. It's not the same.

Anyway, I get it. Your parents didn't spank you, and you grew up to be…