What bothers me about the, “What about the kids?!?!?” argument is it feels like I’m the only person who was raised to ‘stay in a child’s place.’

I am oddly fascinated by this entire exchange.

im just trying to find some time to watch it alone. 

Men who are offended over WAP should really never find out Madonna and Britney Spears existed, their tiny minds would pop like balloons... Unless of course, it’s not really about the lyrics and they are just upset that this time it’s black women singing about their pussy.

I think this might be one of the rare times that media has crossed over into a power-fantasy-for-women kind of gaze - the way that comic books with muscular men are actually catering to men’s power fantasies. The vibe seems to be more “don’t you want to be me” than “don’t you want to fuck me”.

People can’t be entertained anymore.

They don’t like sex with the men who complain about WAP, which is probably a big part of the complaining men’s problem. No Ps are WA around Ben Shapiro.

Name of my new exercise studio!

I didn't realize I wrote cardio b

Donald Trump: “Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.”
Conservatives: “I’m fine with this.”
Cardi B: *Drops WAP (it’s fire)
Conservatives: “THiS iS DisGuSTInG & ShE ShoUlD bE AsHAaaaMED!!!!!11"

EXACTLY. Cupcakke has an entire body of work that makes this song look like a Starbuck drink order. It’s not that big a deal. WOMEN HAVE SEX. Women also *GASP* like sex, too.

It’s still funny to see dads all “my daughter” when these are the same motherfuckers that were making it rain dollar bills on some titties at the Spearmint Rhino in 10 years ago.

As someone who doesn’t listen to Cardi B, isn’t unabashedly celebrating female sexuality like her entire musical shtick? I’m pretty sure she didn’t just spring this shit on people in the middle of some super pure Christian pop album. Is it really that hard to just say, “This isn’t for me,” and move on with your life?

I grew up on 2 Live Crew and Uncle Luke. This shit is almost tame by comparison. Especially since the official video on Youtube is a radio edit. What the fuck is wrong with people? 

So much supremacy. I’m getting tired of all the supremacy. Can’t even go out to eat now without some big-bellied, stick’n’poke, sweaty-assed mud-butt shaking his acorn in peoples’ faces. They call it supreme and it don’t even come with sour cream. It is just mayo. Lord, lord. This is the best you got? This guy and…

Day 0: Make an anti-mask tweet

Death isn’t cool generally speaking. But I’m sorry, my give a damn has been busted. He was too old to know better yet still wanted to Ruckus it out. My neighborhood uncle used to say “Everybody has their time to die. But you dumb young muthafuckas can also rush your own death by being stupid.” Obviously this doesn’t…