The book people don’t know anymore. The show has had to go completely off book for this season. Very interesting shift.

I can’t wait until the last scene of episode one where Daenerys pulls off her mask and reveals she was Jon Snow the whole time.

If you don’t say something, you’ll never get an answer to your question, and you might never have an orgasm, which will end the relationship anyway.

Oh my god, how unreal.

Can’t believe this many people are missing the “/s”.

Don’t worry, most of us understood the sarcasm inherent in your statement.

“We feel that screening a film that links vaccines to autism is irresponsible and despite our best efforts to spin it as a conversation piece, we have come to realize that there cannot be any productive conversation stemming from research published by a discredited quack.”

william.

Because you have to capitalize “Boy.” That’s how it works.

I saw a six week old Sri Lankan baby with hair damn near on his baby shoulders and the fleekiest eyebrows ever.

I <333333333 My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I can recall many of their jokes off hand. Aunt Voula is my favorite.

This is the internalized misogyny cherry on the Republican sexism primary sundae.

“Please clap.”

Say Yes to Distress

Dear Bride,

Because there’s nothing else in fucking N. Carolina that can be taken away. The South is lousy with rural/suburban bumfuck legislators who get into office by promising to stand up to ‘big city’; meanwhile, those cities are the only viable economic, social, and cultural centers in the whole state. There’s a big ‘have…

Here’s how I relieve tension every morning by being mindful.

this is going to make the jobs of the security guards who prevent men from entering the women’s bathroom in the first place that much more difficult

If it makes you feel better, that was my first thought as well. So we’re at least of a shared cynicism.