Spurgeon Seewald. I mean.

Your example doesn’t really fit the situation, so I’ll fix it for you. I’m walking down the street, you’re walking three inches behind me because you’re an idiot and don’t understand sidewalks. I stop for a tenth of a second because there’s a nail in the sidewalk, or a baby duck, so for a tiny fraction of a second, I…

Plenty of reasons to tap your brakes in that instance, including slowing down and preparing to merge right after increasing speed in the left lane, using your brakes to shut off your cruise control, realizing you’re speeding and tapping the brakes slightly to reduce your speed back to the legal limit, etc.

that or cruise control was on and tapping brakes turns it off

I just can’t fathom a world where the front driver who flashed their brakes is held responsible for the rear driver’s inability to maintain control of their vehicle. They didn’t contact, so everything that happened is completely the fault of the rear driver. The same thing would have happened if a deer ran out in…

I generally don’t move over. I let them go around.

You might want to review left lane laws for your state. Don’t tell the the “oh” in your name is for Ohio because they are notorious left lane hogs.

You’re an asshole.

You’re 50% right, but you should never drive in the left lane unless you’re passing. Driving in the left lane for no reason is illegal in several states and it should be illegal everywhere.

But he was 5 inches erect. While that may not be massive, it IS decidedly average. Which means he wasn’t even ‘below’ average. That’s what I don’t understand.

Wait what?

“Oh, that’s bad.”

Maybe it was a case of stand your ground? Mommy said it was nap time and the child felt threatened?

I’m confused, is this child one of those “ good guys with a gun” I keep being told about?

Maybe I am a terrible person, because I still finds this hilarious.

I'll hold on to the belief that he won't remember this and enjoy the schadenfreude.

I remember thinking this about Paris Hilton years ago and then one day...poof she vanished. But not it's an entire family of Paris Hiltons which is making it harder to forget about them.

Not really though. Just because someone chooses not to be sexually active does not mean they are asexual or that they have any hang-ups. Sometimes people just choose not to have sex and that is not abnormal at all.

I was a virgin until I was 29. I was waiting for the right person- and I didn't meet him until later in life. It happens. Not that I hate on anyone who has sex sooner- sex is a personal decision and you should be able to do it whenever you want without people judging you.

I mean, it isn’t that unlikely. If you grew up in a religious, conservative home, or just prioritized your own career goals over dating, it’s completely reasonable. Personally, I left my own upbringing behind several years ago, but I haven’t had sex yet because dating feels like a waste of time when there’s Netflix…