MICHAEL DORN WAS IN CHIPS?!?!

tytyty! :D

Thank you. Just... thank you.

Johnny, it’s not a crap story, it’s a pee story, jeez!

Oh my god... too bad the only person with access to the internet there is the one who wrote the tweets! I’m sure they’re reporting these roasts on the news, though. :P

Every time I see her I can’t help but think of ANTM winner Jaslene Gonzalez:

I read Courtney Robertson’s book and she talks about how her group of women were pretty much always plastered, but other groups hardly drank at all. (But, her season was with Ben Flajnik, who ran a winery, so... yeah. Of course he wound up with a bunch of drinkers!) Corinne seems like a total lush thought and…

OK I’m watching. I’m cringing (Corringing) but mostly because she’s just so wasted?!?! Like, have some water, girl. Damn.

Oh god Tierra... XD

Truthfully I just need a place to discuss the episodes where the commentariat isn’t super conservative and slut-shamey, which is unfortunately the majority of the people who watch the show. (Hey, it’s a red-state show, we all know it!)

OMG I sat down to watch it and IT DIDN’T RECORD!!! T_T Now I’m going to have to wait and watch it on demand and sit through 45 min of commercials fml

I reaaaaaaaaaally hope they start doing Bachelor recaps again on here because... yeah. We need group therapy.

Oh good, a chance to share this:

My mom used to run a daycare. A loooong time ago there were three kids—twin girls and their bff boy friend—who were inseparable. They loved playing dress up together, but the boy’s father was VERY conservative so my mom had to make sure the little boy was not in dresses and nail-polish-free before anyone came to pick…

My cousin and I caught a turtle on our aunt’s farm and kept it for a few years. We named him Jessie after Uncle Jessie because even as 7-year-olds we could appreciate his superior beauty.

Dude I just do not even know. I’m sure it was all just a terrible mistake on his part and that he just thought “oh she likes animals, I’m sure this will be good.”

OK I need to talk about Clan of the Cave Bear for a minute. When I was younger, like 7 or 8, my dad and I went on a roadtrip for a few weeks to visit my uncle. My dad decided to get some books on tape for us to listen to during the trip, one of which was Clan of the Cave Bear. Dad... what were you thinking? It’s been…

My mom moved to NE from MD to marry my dad. She has told me many, many times about her first winter there, and how it made her cry. ^^; Sorry, Mom.