OK, so you know how under certain weather conditions airplanes leave vapor trails (called “contrails”) across the sky (because, y’know, science)? Well, a certain segment of our illustrious population sees these and thinks “THE GOVERNMENT IS USING AIRPLANES TO RELEASE CHEMICALS ON US BECAUSE REASONS!” It’s all…

That’s DEFINITELY not on Food Babe’s OK list.

GAY WATER CONSPIRACY

I’m honestly a little surprised the chem trail crowd hasn’t taken their theories to the next logical conclusion: the vapors that rise from hot water. I mean, think about what chemicals the government must be putting in our water supply for that to happen! (Hint: Follow the chem trails to big fluoride.)

High school is important, kids!

I *just* realized that that orange has two left eyes. >_>

It’s a little baffling that they didn’t realize you can cherry pick studies and info to support just about anything, and that there are TONS of books that give out completely wrong info. (Shit dude, how else could the Fox News stans get anything published?) When you consider that the book was published in 1988, and…

Oh my GOD. My brain hurts after reading that. T_T I’d love to know how all of those hemophiliacs and hospital patients who received tainted blood back in the 80s got HIV if it wasn’t from the bad blood... >_> I’m sure it’s all just a huge coincidence that they received transfusions from HIV+ patients and then got the…

Ah, thank you for explaining. There were just so many possibilities behind “HIV truther” I wasn’t sure!

Wait, HIV truther? Like, doesn’t think HIV is real, or thinks that it was planted by the government or something? PLEASE EXPLAIN.

Amazing!

I think my dad would be proud of me for that one. ;)

I’ve never had a vegan cheese I liked. There’s a vegan restaurant near me and when I went there recently the waitress tried to sell me on some vegan cheese dip. “It’s really good, not like normal vegan cheese!” So I tried it. She was wrong.

It did not shock me when I found out that Joel was Jennifer’s father. It did shock me when I found out what Jennifer looks like now (vs. in the 80s).

<_<

Yep, and it’s all bananas.

There is a girl in a tumblr fandom I belong to and she is constantly asking for money and it raises endless red flags for me. I would not be surprised at all if it were the same situation.

I distinctly remember getting frustrated reading that book and thinking, “why is he acting like a moody teenager... oh.”

To my complete and utter shame I also noticed this and also realized that Knox was the missing child. T_T