Just be a "Christian comedian" who fucks. You don't HAVE to be a virgin, genius. Tell your shitty Jesus jokes and get laid at the bar after the show like everyone else.

Jim Spanfeller looks like a guy who gives his niece lingerie for her birthday.

If they need to go paywall then I would prefer they link up with some other progressive outlet or whatever you could come up with. At least folks with our sensibilities could create a safe harbor away from from the catch and kill Private Equity folks. Just unfortunate that the right ownership group couldn’t figure out…

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just shitty private equity dickbags. 

Cousin Greg could teach her how to pitch some far out woo.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

JFC...I liked it better, pre-Trump, when all these dip shits were hiding in the weeds. Yeah, I get it, “at least they’re out in the open now”. Well, I disagree and very likely on a very thin personal level. I just don’t want to hear or see asshats like this thinking they have a voice spewing their racist and…

I mean, I definitely don’t look like an emaciated wooly willy whose trust fund supported his coke addiction through college.

Yes. Chick fil a is bland chicken for white people with weak palates.

Nah, fuck kowtowing to religious idiots.

Kendall Roy is Napoleon compared to this loser...

and accurate, the man just had a fucking heart attack.  his odds of keeling from a stroke, second heart attack or other complications before the election even happens have skyrocketed.

Perfect way for Trump to display his racism and misogyny... and his supporters will LOVE it..., Republican leadership will be silent, and the press will let this fade with the next news cycle...

The real question here is will all the drifting incel trash infesting the platform begin to gather there like the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, or will they start flying around even more like a hurricane of derp?

Shut the fuck up and die in a fire Tomato. 

Did his dad abandon them in October? That would explain a lot.

OK, so I got up late today and I read these tweets and I”m all like hahahahaha ha ha hahaa!! because this doofus is shitting his pants and he is loooooosing it :D