The deplorables are attacking each other based on their level of racism. You can’t make this shit up.

An internet troll gets elected into office, now they all think they’re special...

Because Monte didn’t remember to pull out.

i’m just deep bone tired

I’m sorry that you have to deal with that, that sounds so shitty.

Lutheran or Canadian?

Drive had little to do with Gosling’s “acting”. All he had to do was show up, jut out some chin and look pretty.

I for one support sending Trump to the moon.

Feels a lot like when I spent actual American currency on a Trent Edwards jersey.

They just said that because Trump told them to. The truth is they all just wanted to vote for Trump because they loved his racist message.

[door flies closed]

Trump actually did call Switzer and invite him to Trump Tower, but only under the impression that he worked at CNN.

What a great hire he would be though. He’ll do whatever Trump tells him and then ride the coattails of the previous administration’s success.

No, his hookers exclaim the same thing we all exclaim at the end of 2016, “how the fuck did life become this?” At least for the hookers, it doesn’t last long.

Male hookers usually are on all fours.

Let it be known that I almost didn’t swallow my last bite of cream of broccoli soup due to that sentence...

Pretty sure he’s anti- economic assistance for the working poor tho.

Sounds about right.

I *was* eating lunch here.