Drive had little to do with Gosling’s “acting”. All he had to do was show up, jut out some chin and look pretty.

Feels a lot like when I spent actual American currency on a Trent Edwards jersey.

They just said that because Trump told them to. The truth is they all just wanted to vote for Trump because they loved his racist message.

[door flies closed]

Trump actually did call Switzer and invite him to Trump Tower, but only under the impression that he worked at CNN.

What a great hire he would be though. He’ll do whatever Trump tells him and then ride the coattails of the previous administration’s success.

No, his hookers exclaim the same thing we all exclaim at the end of 2016, “how the fuck did life become this?” At least for the hookers, it doesn’t last long.

I can’t star you. You know you don’t deserve a star. A star is for good works and the image you paint is not good.

Male hookers usually are on all fours.

Let it be known that I almost didn’t swallow my last bite of cream of broccoli soup due to that sentence...

Fuck you.

Pretty sure he’s anti- economic assistance for the working poor tho.

Sounds about right.

Jesus christ thanks for the horrid imagery

I *was* eating lunch here.

Goddamn. I’m eating lunch here.

Reading this made my eyes vomit, and then explode.

He doesn’t ‘bone’ anything as that implies a penis’ ability to become erect, which his most certainly cannot.

You’re really doing the Lord’s work here

yes, this x1000! My wife and I have been referring to him as “Crystal Clay” because his face looks like most of the meth-heads I see around the city