Hey, just wanted to pop in and say “thanks!” to all of the people claiming Hillary would have been as bad as Trump... You guys really did a bang-up job a month ago.

I like to think you’re right, but then I imagine all those devastatingly witty cabaret acts in 20's Berlin and just want to drink until I can’t feel feelings anymore.

Does? He’s already been sued for violating the fair housing act, cheated several cities and even several countries out of millions in property taxes (sometimes after his property renovations caused hundreds of thousands dollars worth of damages to the surrounding areas) bragged about his propensity to sexually assault…

The United Nations second choice: CHRISTINA HENDRICKS

The best part is his shit-bedecked diapers that he’s smearing all over the place.

Kanye West doesn’t care about black people

Clearly.

The meds are still not working.

or he’s involved in some insider trading:

THERE IS A CHILD SEX SLAVE CABAL ON ENDOR RUN BY CROOKED LEIA AND HER ARMY OF WEAPONIZED TEDDY BEARS!  #MaketheForceGreatAgain

Yes, I have a reminder set on my Google calendar. I kinda of equate the Trump support to a suicide bomber.

I just figured it out, you guys: Christie is The Dump Voter.

Dear Bruce Springsteen:

Lord Lard was the most despised NJ governor ever BEFORE his embarrassing “presidential run” and subsesquently burrowing of his porcine snout deep into Donald motherfucking Trump’s rancid colon. The piece of shit was already deeply, deeply loathed in his home state, mostly due to a) his relentless bullying tactics…

What happened to Chris Christie is happening to our entire country. Same shame.

Based on how unhinged he’s been, the rotting lower teeth, the interview behavior that looks like he’s about to start flailing at things in the air that only he can see, and some reports of him perhaps having a bit too much to drink before a paid speech or two where he slurred his words and rambled, I’m not surprised.…

I wouldn’t be surprised if some combination of Ben Sasse, Rand Paul, Jeff Flake, and John McCain told Trump’s team that Giuliani was unacceptable in any position.

Sure, Jan.

Harcore bullshit.