IT IS IN TRUMP’S AMERICA YOU CUCK

In all fairness, nobody’s won with a floor routine that’s 50% thumb-dance since Nadia Comaneci in 1976

When he does his front door handshake/parade with Trump with all the press out there, he’ll have a can of Onion Crunch in his other hand.

“Racist Trump supporters really are the shittiest people in the world.”

Rare “triply redundant” comment spotted!

Racist Trump supporters? According to the genius detectives over at the ESPN comments section, this was clearly done by black folks who used racial slurs to throw the police off their scent. Or it’s an insurance scam perpetrated by the supposed victim.

This is fantastic. Thank you for sharing

I don’t know man. You hear a story like this and you just have to wonder how these burglars could be so gripped by that much economic anxiety.

Wanted for questioning.

Typical Trump thugs probably. Their guy gets elected and they get so emboldened to start putting swastikas everywhere and terrorizing minorities.

NASCAR. SEC football. Anything in Russia.

This is a good one. They lightened up the orange on Trump to get it to match the Oompa Loompa, yeah?

I like you so I’m going to try to temper myself.

Fuck that.

I see no reason to give shitstains like this the benefit of the doubt. They had a chance. And they voted for Trump. That was their chance and they fucked it up.

As an official White Person From Connecticut™, I can brook much of this ribbing in good humor. My tartans and cakes and mug toppers will survive this onslaught of Magaryisms. My holiday good cheer will continue apace and my cup will runneth over with nasty-ass truffle oils while I listen to the Non-specific Winter…

You’d have to be blind not to see the Illuminati at work here. Wake up, sheeple!

Just like Dolores, this is the only picture of Trump I recognize.

My username approves

My boss 100% disagrees with that statement and it’s infuriating. He also told me that under Trumps’ presidency, nobodies lives will change.... but I guess he can afford to think that way since he’s white and cis.

I had to steal that and send it to the douchebag via Twitter as my merry Christmas to him.