oh yeah, Kix.  we used to pick out the berry ones to eat first, and only grudgingly would eat the rest of the flavorless, hollow grief balls. 

“We’re living in a golden age of being able to access a vast library of music and movies for peanuts and it’s still not cheap enough?”

Jesus Christ.

Whose is claiming Tiger as a fave? Who is claiming him at all?

Note to Simona Halep: Don’t bother reading this now

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

She’s trash. Horrible.

Before anyone says ‘Good’ because they disliked him, remember, a mother and child died at his hands in this.

Ah yes, this full body, ankle length, unitard is less respectful than the itty bitty white tennis skirts that barely cover the players’ vulvas.

My uncle doesn’t identify as a republican. He just spouts the ideals and votes for the candidates. He won’t admit to voting for Trump but talk about how Trump doesn’t line up with his “Christian values” and he’ll talk at length about forgiveness and shit. He’s one of those “I got mine, so fuck you”, prosperity gospel…

Speaking of shitty black republican hairstyles. 

Well the only way to get that kind of excessive amount of income is to actively steal it from the people you employ. Fast food franchises make shit tons of money but somehow can’t afford to pay their employees a reasonable amount. They don’t even get paid vacation or sick days or any kind of benefits.

Can someone explain the joke? Imma idiot...

The Athletic, which has been systematically pillaging talent from local newspapers for more than a year

There’s a combination A&W/Long John Silvers in my town. That has to be the absolute bottom of the fast food combo restaurant barrel.

The picture for the article is literally the first operating A&W I’ve seen in over 40 years after the one in my hometown closed.

“They don’t even know these Americans out here and they’re calling us racist because we voted for Trump?”

Here’s a not-so-conspiracy theory: those DMs and that email were not written by the same person. 

They were not portrayed as anything.

And people say this guy was never IV league material.