Fixed it for you.

Dont tell me what to do

Also yes.

tip it over on it’s side horizontally, like most of the xbox consoles have been since the 360?

Very solid, it looks like it could be used as blunt weapon... Honestly is the design that I like the most of all the Xboxes...

Oh no, my account was hacked accessed!

Just play. Everything gives you xp. Work on leveling up your roles like the trader and especially collector. Once you can get a metal detector check some videos on YouTube for coin maps and follow that. I do a coin run usually when I play and just watch Netflix while he auto rides to places. The coins change locations…

A little hard to call this a bad film. Looks like fun, probably stupid, probably with old references because it takes like 5 years to make a movie. But so what?  It’s sorta my niche.

Hey you! Yes you! We made a film about videogames because we heard that you like videogames! And it’s got this Ryan Reynolds guy in it who you liked in other movies! So here’s a very videogamey trailer, go check it out! Videogames forever!

Looks funny, I’ll go see it.

You’ve got horrible taste. This seems like a dumb, fun movie that would probably only be possible with Ryan Reynolds.

Nice homage to They Live, with the glasses...

Looks fun. What more does anyone need in a movie?

It really is! And while it creeps many people out, grilled marinaded beef heart is almost as good as it gets.

America has the best doors! Our doors are so big, you’ll be asking us for smaller doors! 

the kind of kids that enjoy plain popped corn

I once heard a German complain that you can't get good bagels in Berlin. The final solution really just created a whole new set of problems.

Either is always preferable to the garbage you get anywhere else in North America. The bagels further west are just dinner rolls in torus shape. Revolting.

This is hilarious. The gif in the end really makes it special though.