Your compliance will be rewarded.

For those of us who stuck it out through the first season, I feel like this is a reward for our loyalty.

But why stop there?! Now, this is unresearched, but I’m pretty sure exactly 0 people died from car-related causes before there were cars.

This is such a short-sighted comment that it’s actually quite infuriating. Lots of things “worked” until we improved upon them. Keyless entry systems are SO much more convenient. You want to eliminate that convenience because a handful of arguably stupid people didn’t bother to read the instructions?

hold my (self-cooling) beer.

How could anyone trust a “scientist” not in a lab coat?

Soldiers sometimes get criminally fucking bored and do really stupid shit. This is pretty tame.

..or maybe he was just a dickhead.

Guy probably had some shit going on in his life and did something extremely self destructive and probably figured he could get away with it. There are some strange people in the military, not everything is a conspiracy theory.

Honestly do not remember last time I saw Kevin Bacon.

What I’m saying is he did what they hired him to do. Blaming him for being who he said he was always strikes me as gratuitous. You don’t have to like it, but they signed him and his vision. Then again I still have a hard time taking any of this hatred seriously. People lost their minds over a CGI mustache removal... I…

I think you’re in love.

^^^ This is pretty much everything.

To be fair, Microsoft has made it clear that they plan on releasing first party games on Xbox and PC in the future, so it seems safe to assume that the inevitable Halo 6 will be on both platforms.

Microsoft already dipped their toes into the Halo on PC scene with Halo 2, and they haven’t bothered since (with the mainline series, anyways). I’d bet that it didn’t go very well, and people are way overestimating what the demand is.

No, you did the right thing. Plus, it’ll draw more readers who would otherwise say, “Who the hell is this?”

Maybe you should just stop dismissing womens’ work because you see them in a photo with a man.

how to make an issue of a non-issue

She’s cool looking..