When it Raines it pours.

Meanwhile, at the Dodge Marketing Department...

He pulled a Randall Raines and lost the helicopter.

This guy gets it.

I probably dislike the bitching about pumpkin spice more than I dislike pumpkin spice itself, which is alright when I’m in the right mood and it’s chilly out. Just let people enjoy what they like and get over it.

Why lane control and slower speeds are so important on the Dragon...

No, they would be right:

The internet has voted and the results are in.

So, according to you: Honking your horn = illegal & bad; Passing on a double yellow and one a turn = illegal, yet perfectly acceptable.

Dump the asshole who yanks the cup out of her hand to take credit for the ball. Believe me, he’ll only become more of a controlling asshole, not less.

Will Smith doesn’t have talent?

Make sure it’s engine oil you’re adding.

but what if she ALWAYS boils water no matter what the situation?

What if your boss then asked “Just what do you think you’re doing, Dave?”

Doing the Bull Dance, feeling the flow.

How do you not do the Bull Dance after hitting that putt? Amazing restraint.

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

By accidentally responding to himself. I actually gave himself the correct berating. He should acknowledge that he was wrong and give up.

By accidentally responding to himself. I actually gave himself the correct berating. He should acknowledge that he…

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.