You got the epic fail hashtag correct but you aimed it at the wrong person. You are the one that has so miserably failed at this argument I'm beginning to wonder if you've read much of anything.

Wow... you're making yourself sound even worse.

Good for you. I agree, do good things, and eventually good things will happen. I think my father instilled the strongest sense of right and wrong in me from an early age. Open doors for people, carry bags for others, etc.

That sucks to hear, but doesn't stop me from trying. I didn't go to the school but it had a reputation for harvesting snobs. I was dating a girl from there and we were eating breakfast before she had class (I had just graduated, not a creepster).

I think it's rude to be on the phone while having dinner with someone. But things pop up. All of a sudden someone brings up going to a movie and we're on Fandango. Or looking up a map of our next target.

I didn't peg you for a Foursquare user. For some reason I still assume people mostly use Facebook check-ins. Do you use both or mostly Foursquare?

The percentage doesn't mean a whole lot to me to be honest. I've actually given larger tips to waitresses that did a terrible job. Although I honestly felt bad because she had a crappy job across the street from a school full of snobs. Thought it might change her point of view on her customers.

"To be quite honest I may not use it at all during my meal."

I'm a tech geek. It'll take a lot more than 5-10% to hold my phone hostage.

That artistic ability to make one single picture with Legos alone is awesome enough. But to have it transform from Batman to Joker is just flat out sick.

Dude... I sincerely thank you for the motivation!

For some reason Mellymel Balla strikes me as the type of dude that'd be addicted to Farmville.

Just counting the days, Sam. Just counting the days...

That'll teach you to spam me with Farmville requests...

Samsung should've known they were asking for trouble when they declined the licensing. What did they think Apple would just let it go?

I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes.

I love how in the article it's the "creepy guy you're trying to escape" but if it's a guy giving a girl an out of town area code he's an asshole.

Exactly, I'd be just as freaked out to know someone ran up the cards I have saved on Amazon, even if the items shipped directly to me.

Nope, I'm intelligent. You're the only fucking moron in this thread. But it's hard for you to tell because you're a moron ;)

I'm just curious, how the hell did you know I had done tech support? Or was that a lucky guess?