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6/15/16

You mean the required parentage, right? That’s the common denominator, no? I mean the outliers exist, but the majority proves the rule.

6/15/16

forced them to become better critical thinkers

6/15/16

Je vois leur point.

6/15/16

You found him! I knew that fucker was on here.

6/15/16

Well, Carnac, my father’s father died of cirrhosis, thus he never drank and thus I got to UVa not knowing shit about how stupid a person is when they get wasted. And my mom was pretty good-looking even with those awful 50s glasses, if that’s even possible for me to say.

6/15/16

A NYT article really used “pre-empt”? I bet they had a degree from a really good school; shit, even Google knows how to correct that.

6/15/16

I once beat the computer in NES Bases Loaded by 25 runs, which I’m pretty sure is a record.

6/15/16

Sorry, Ted Williams played in worse competition than Ichiro did in Japan; In Ted’s time, many of the most talented players couldn’t even drink from the same water fountain in a lot of the country.

6/15/16

but he is the best hitter of all time

6/15/16

C’mon, buck and fuck that status quo! The title doesn’t have a period, so the period goes outside.

6/15/16

The irony is that your guidebook has probably been helpful to many lawyers celebrating fucking America.

6/15/16

The reason Graham Chapman said he chose pre-med was because it didn’t require any problem solving, only memorization; he qualified for med school without giving a single fuck. A close family friend is now a top Resident at a prestigious program for the same reason.

6/15/16

You would almost think that an Ancient History major should be, well, ancient history. Of course, your parents money is now ancient history, so there’s that.

6/15/16

You downplay your excellence at snark, my friend, pure excellence, and if that’s not due to your polisci major, then you are just a savant, an idiot savant perhaps, but a savant.

6/15/16

Truth is not only stranger than fiction, it’s a heckuva lot funnier!

6/15/16

That is an affront to amateurs everywhere.

6/15/16

At least it wasn’t some deus ex macarena.

6/15/16

And you can’t spell “pisstanks” without STANK.

6/15/16

Why do you hate the Doritos so much?!

6/14/16

I wonder if the photog waited until CR7 was in his tighty-whities just to get a picture for comparison to that awful statue of himself and the double Tom Jones sock cup.