I fully agree with you, except about your part about you not being smart enough. You’re smart enough to be humble and that puts you far ahead of many, if not most, of the world.

You have the most accurate user name ever.

My sincere apologies, brother, Poe’s Law got me there.

Not once, but too many weekends of binge drinking in my youth, to disastrous effect. That’s what keeps me from being judgmental about the people who drink — I’m speaking of the culture of getting drunk and the unhappiness that it causes so often in 2016.

Rock on, brother. I would never support anyone who says you shouldn’t have the right to do that, for I am all about personal freedom of choice, so long as no harm to others is involved. Whether such consumption is damaging over time is not my business, but yours and your body’s.

Yeah, let’s not forget those absolutely evil fuckheads who testified before Congress that their synthetic opiates are not addictive.

Sure, I was only speaking of the organization that is the Catholic Church, not the poor folks who follow them. I have know very, very good people who were Catholics, because Jesus’s teachings can lead everyone to, as he commanded, “Love God with all your being and your neighbor as yourself.”

Of course, you are absolutely correct. The only solution for any and all of the world’s problems is to embrace love that knows no discrimination against others who are not harming anyone, but we all know that they are simply self-righteous oppressive fuckheads.

I would never suggest that. What I’m suggesting is that if all the drunks switched to cannabis the world would improve on many levels. That would not be a solution per se, but a step in the right direction.

Truth: No, alcohol just dulls your senses and conscience and writes a helluva bill for the next morning. That is, if you didn’t fuck up your night with something stupid as fuck.

So you’re saying that making each of those evil Ultra fuckers eat a pot power brownie wouldn’t change their fucking attitude? Maybe not, but it’s worth a try. Otherwise, they’re going to have to be put down like a rabid dog, or those evil ISIS fucks.

I’m the chillest dude you’ve ever met, no weed required.

You are mistaken for I would never condone the futile position that is prohibition. I’m talking about personal responsibility and the fact that for many folks, drink often leads to stupidity and violence.

They always do, one way or another. Thanks.

They are both hypocrites who persecute others for their own worldly gain. The Catholics have banned sex from their priests and nuns for *centuries* only to keep them from having heirs to the land. That has lead to the harboring and hiding of child rapists because they don’t want their “subscriber” numbers to fall off.

I don’t doubt that at all, but if the Brits weren’t getting so fucked up, they wouldn’t be getting so fucked up by those Russian assholes, if you know what I mean.

I hate to assume, but I swear that’s great kinja.

Happier and filled with love! Instead, they bring the wrath of their own Book upon themselves.

We all have vices and I do not recommend weed per se; I’m just saying that if people chose cannabis over alcohol, there would be less violence and cost in terms of Earth’s resource allocation.

I’m not a prohibitionist and am fasting as I type during Ramadan.