Well, then take your finger out and wash up.

Bomani Jones says it best when he says that the victorious should not be held responsible for the feelings of the losers.

At what point is it OK to say this kid’s a jackass who deserves a smack in the mouth?

Look, for all the current problems with violence against women and LGBT folks, no one seems to realize the problem is very simple: fucking VIOLENCE itself, irrespective of who is getting it. [And, yes, violence is not only justified, but necessary, for those who are harming innocent people, but that’s another story…

Sons of doctors are rarely worth a shit unless you need a doctor.

repeated lack of respect for this company

Isn’t it simply that he’s done his market research and realized that very few of us read the long articles?

I’m not sure why it’s so popular to shit all over him.

So, Tom, you didn’t even get a Ringer interview, huh?

Nah, it’s American for I can save a word and a syllable at the same time.

That’s why they developed the hair broom.

I think the weekly death of pitchers may come into play, too.

I think the term “hair broom” should be banned, but I have no idea why.

Cornhole had to have been invented in Appalachia.

He’s just scouting cup tech for next year’s playoffs.

This is the only time ever that explaining the joke was funnier than the joke itself. Well done, sir.

You had me at “a two-bit Kevin Garnett impersonator”.

Come to Brasil for its lovely beaches!

When no one can admit they’ve done something wrong, they do lots of things wrong because they don’t give a shit.

Do you realize how much of an idiot you are? Nope, didn’t think so.