Junior Seau — ZERO documented concussions.

I mean, football is never going to be totally in any way safe, ...

I didn’t know he’s been hanging out with Cosby.

The game however, is quite literally killing players.

but man, when Blackistone writes, he writes.

Or that tall guy in the bathroom who shouldn’t have been peeking at all.

I hope you don’t make coffee-scented ping-pong balls with a European target demo.

It takes time for someone’s silence to be bought.

I know it’s counter-intuitive, but it is way more powerful and amazing to take ginger juice that has been first peeled, then grated and finally squeezed thru a cheesecloth to produce the raw, enzyme-laden stuff. I know it sounds like it would simply add further hurt to an already fucked stomach, but the exact opposite…

from said Wikipedia article:

From one guy’s TED talk, whose five minuteish talk had two points:

With side of nut sack sandwich.

All I see are steaming piles of takes. Here’s another!

I think he’s waiting for someone to call his comments gay. Anyone?

Unless it’s something that’s literally gay.

Lame is a perfectly apt synonym that also happens to rhyme

Yes, young sir! Absolutely. Beautifully put.

Yes, sir, thank you. Only the water of love/positivity can extinguish the fire of hatred/negativity. Of course, there are people who will only kill you if you turn the other cheek or love them in return, so that’s where we must love the innocent enough to destroy the unrepentant oppressors (e.g. WWII). And there is no…

euphemism for “big, swingin’ cock.”

If only they were beat by a team with a pole vault pole.