the world is ever-decreasing in misery and destruction

I once had rabbit at an awesome French restaurant and hiked parts of the Appalacian trail in a rabbit hat. I’m very pro-rabbit!

But how will you get around, DogRidingRodeoMonkey?

I’m the executor of my parents’ estate

Love I have seen in act and sacrifice.

Sometimes, against their better judgement, people make the right call.

As an East End Boy, I cannot agree with your post.

Just because everyone in your culture does it doesn’t mean it’s not totally fucking CRAY-ZEE.

Well, how the article has been received is certainly not proof of mass insanity; that is certainly not the issue.

I grew up and realized they were more of a pain in the ass than they were worth.

gave the damn thing mouth-to-mouth

end of hot takes?

terrifying bowels

When human beings learn to care for all the other human beings on the planet like they treat their pets, this world will become a far better place. Also, the artificial sense of serenity a pet gives will be replaced by the true happiness that comes from helping another human being. The real bonanza comes when the…

It was a faithful companion because you fed it. Dogs have no human attributes besides those we falsly project upon them.

You mean the ones who make their bathrooms and pant legs smell like piss? Well, then, yeah, I imagine that this is exactly what they’re looking for.

No, it’s a dumb list.

It’s more likely that it’s the inadequate man that needs these, but most people, in trying to copy the popular, don’t realize that the reason those people are popular is usually because they don’t give two fucks what other people think, especially when it comes to the fashion of looks and grooming. Just be clean, cool…

Dr. Bronner’s All-One-God-Faith Castille Soap for the f n win. But if you get the peppermint version, cut it with at least two parts water, unless you want to know what it feels like to rub Ben Gay on your balls.

Oui.