$10 if you can find someone of color not lilly-ass-white. Maybe that’s why the cops are there.

“First, you’re gonna say it, then you’re gonna do it.”

What a summer’s eve!

I doubt it was Baghdad’s drinking water that made my buddy’s hair fall out in clumps or his orgasms feel like a flamethrower.

Damn, I knew I should’ve checked!

He’s a lumberjack and he’s ok!

Leaping from tree to tree!

Too bad it wasn’t a tornado.

+1 Shameful smile as I am literally listening to “Tick Tock” right now.

I feel bad for those who are.

Unless it’s just a white lie.

It’s the black sheep that are causing all the problems.

he was suspended one game in February for a minor NCAA infraction

The ESPNU broadcast did not mention the protest or its reasoning in the intro or beginning of the game.

Hope he doesn’t need a doctor.

It’s just nice to know that purely frivolous burning of fossil fuels couldn’t possibly have negative consequences for the entire fucking planet or anything.

It’s better than this:

I don’t know what you mean by that first sentence, but I think *way* too many people are relaxed about this shit.

Call me a radical, but my vote is for a lifetime ban. I would suggest the same for Hillary, but I’d rather see a regular old prosecution for “being a total dumbass with state secrets”.

but more people, here and elsewhere, are sick of the cardinals (sic) self-righteous douchery and refuse to deny that they have no class at all