Reminds me of yet another reason why she was the boss:

I hate Illinois Nazis, and Charlottesville Nazis, and pretty much any Nazi out there.

How Carrie Fisher deals with bullshit.

Hold the phone, because the Spanish telecast on Telemundo was straight FIYAH! They got some people popping up (mostly African Americans without a lick of Spanish) in support of PR, DJ Khaled among them who brought a bunch of guys on stage with him, including T.I., Fat Joe and... Busta Rhymes! Diddy showed up with a…

Paltrow & Jolie are from Hollywood families. If Blythe Danner’s daughter and John Voight’s daughter didn’t feel comfortable speaking up for fear of repercussions, what does that tell you about the level of power Harvey Weinstein had over the entertainment industry? I hope this illustrates for people how deep this…

Surely the potted plant died.

Ryan Gosling can fill out a tux, but he’s a man who is intensely private, has hidden his children from the prying eyes of the paparazzi and generally looks like he merely tolerates press.

I must have missed the court order appointing her as his attorney.

My non-tenure-track colleagues were unionizing as I prepared to leave my last institution. After a grueling battle with the university’s legal team, we voted to strike because they would not budge.

I think a lot of the blame also falls on the high divorce rate of the previous generation. A lot of us got ring side seats to the pitfalls of getting married for the sake of being married

I am very much in favor of more women raising their standards and exercising discretion, like Ron’s ex (??)-gf here:

It blows my mind that men think “I have a good job and a car and a home and that makes me good marriage material.” Uh, no it doesn’t dude. You actually have to be an interesting person.

So, since a lot of people seem to have forgotten, Mark Regnerus is a Catholic fundamentalist asshole who published a “study” that purported to prove definitively that gay people were not good parents. It was a trash study, and did a lot of damage because at the time it gave anti-gay-marriage advocates an excuse to…

If you can get private money & do whatever you want with it, I’ll start running tomorrow. My platform: Universal Healthcare, “Dreamers” get to stay, Planned Parenthood gets funding just like anyone else, No more assualts on marriage equity, $15 per hour minimum wage, all Title IX protections are set back to…

Can’t they just fill the childless void in their lives with cats, like a normal eccentric? C’mon millennials, do you even know how to spinster,

It’s because we are poor and can’t afford home decor. Also plants are nice and when you kill them by accident no one asks questions.

They are probably all growing their own avocado trees so they can disrupt the avocado toast industry and crash the one growth area they created, devious little fuckers.

That bitch can sit in on any freshman seminar with me in late September, and watch students who’ve been assaulted practically whither away in front of everyone.