1) I need those cat ear headphones in my life right now.

While it make me sad how most of the people decide to talk to her, I’m happy that she and her mother can not only roll with it, but even respond with humor. I’m not sure I’d be able to do that if it was my daughter...

I am separating from the man whom many of you know as “Felipe” — the man whom I fell in love with at the end of the EAT PRAY LOVE journey.

I think it’s the “Important to note” statement that got me. Is it important? Is it? I believe it is.

Eat, Eat, Eat: A Memoir/Stomach ache

Eat, Prey, Kill

Taylor Swift and Adele are the same age. Let that sink in.

That is the reason I listen to almost no popular music. I stopped being angsty about 10 years ago, but all the music is still about breakups and existential crises. I’m over it.

Maybe it can make guest appearances.

That fridge was my favorite friend if the housewives.

...as I continue to focus on my recovery, my children and bring back the privacy within our Home

Damn I’ll miss that fridge. That was a thing of beauty.

Eeks!!! These men would make the worst partners. They would make your life miserable and don’t even think about what would happen to your kids and the kind of people they would become. And forget about a happy, long life.

Others, not so gifted in the looks department, may just continue to rot in prison.

I do think some of the fashionistas with proper reverence give Brooke her props. Early career Cindy was brow-suit as well. As for the tux tails? Hang on, it’s going to be a bumpy night ;) ;)

I'm just eye-rolling "since the rise of Cara Delevingne...." Hey, Millennials: get over thinking you invented everything. We had thick eyebrows before your dad had a 'twinkle in his eye for your mom, blah, blah..."Also - these are Brooke's 'thinnest' brows. Sorry Randi for hanging on your lovely Lady tux tails…

The original and superior Aunt Viv left such an indelible imprint on my young consciousness. The episode where she teaches black history and chides Will for only knowing the slogans was fucking monumental to me. As a young middle class white kid, seeing a strong, intelligent, articulate, and socially conscious black…

New Aunt Viv felt like a stand-in. They didn’t want to kill her character but the actress was gone (for whatever reason) so they put in a new Aunt Viv, but the new Aunt Viv would not get to be her own character, just the wife/mother/aunt of the other actors.

If people think that they didn’t look just as dumb or say things just as dumb as a teenager, they’re remembering their teenage years wrong. You may not have been posing for artsy try-hard pictures in a dress, but you sure as hell did something just as objectively weird.

Despite any personal acrimony the first Aunt Viv was clearly superior in almost every way.