That might require caring about human beings, even those that are scary Muslims.   That is not something a MAGAT will likely do.

With a bored look that seemed to imply he was talking to someone with a below average IQ

“The dumbfounded look of confusion on Carlson’s face as Putin droned on incessantly is truly something to be savored”

‘”Reading this felt very odd, and I realized it was because I didn’t see the old Snacktaku tag. Can only imagine how Fahey might have reacted to this absurdity. May he RIP.”’

There literally is no floor for Republicans. This is all they think politics is now. And maybe it is, but only because they deliberately destroyed as much of the actual governmental stuff as they possibly could over the past four decades.

Reading this felt very odd, and I realized it was because I didn’t see the old Snacktaku tag. Can only imagine how Fahey might have reacted to this absurdity. May he RIP.

Bring back the Mexi-Nuggets, you fucking cowards.

so this is why taco bell won the fast food wars in demolition man 

This is great reporting and very relevant to my interests, as I still eat Taco Bell about once a week. But you omitted that the Mexi Melt may be returning, if it wins a cage match against the Caramel Apple Empanada! (OK, an online poll, not an actual cage match.)

Did anybody check on Dan Ryckert?

Up until about twenty years ago the conglomerate that owns Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, etc. was part of Pepsi, so cross-promotion with Doritos, Fritos, Mountain Dew, etc. still makes sense. Cheez-its are Kellogs, I think? Different parent company anyways, but it’s not the first time they’ve done something with the…

Doritos, Cheezits, Mountain Dew... They’re going to end up putting all of the stoner snacks into their products, aren’t they?

I mean, running them into the ground is running them, right?

It’s not like he’s already spending too much time on Xitter, for a guy supposedly running multiple companies. Oh, wait...

Stop giving blizzard more “backs”. They basically fucked everyone over, in multiple ways, across multiple franchises. Including this one! OW2 has been an atrocious mess. And that’s completely ignoring all the OTHER shit that’s gone on at blizzard...

But they... change the ranked requirements and woops hooray blizzard…

You’ll have to ask the seller if one comes with the car.

Crack pipe. 

This movie is going to be utterly bonkers, as the two or three people who see it will report to us.

The sort of movie that has no blooper reel because all the mistakes are in the final cut and no one gave a shit.

What a dumb fucking article.