It is so shiny that I can hardly see it.

I've always been flabbergasted by extremely wealthy people being arrested for DUI. If I was super rich, I wouldn't even drive sober. Why take any risk when you have enough money and friends to get home safely, get your car the next day, etc?! It's insane. Possibly by definition.

That first response is something. There should be a Charlie Sheen Policy: any time someone responds to a drug/alcohol charge with “I’m winning” they go straight into rehab.

I am an alcoholic, 10 months sober, and drank to blackout every night for almost ten years, and never once did I get behind the wheel wasted.

You can afford a driver.

No sympathy for anyone who regularly drives drunk. Only inconsiderate self-absorbed assholes knowingly put others at risk to avoid a minor inconvenience.

I’ll never understand this. You’re rich. Just call a ride. 

None of these look very good.

Boy, I hope she can manage to turn it into “jokes” as piss poor as that first round.

I think you’re reading too much into it. Ever since Origins (at the very latest, possibly earlier) there have been similar pop-up ads for the in-game store when they had deals or new items, which pop up when you first load into the main menu after launching the game. This was almost definitely supposed to be the same…

Dude just cooked his Steam Deck subconsciously because he needed an excuse to buy the OLED.

Stove Top Steam Deck instead of potatoes.

You left off “don’t get your Steam Deck wet” and “don’t feed it after midnight.”

I love these “No shit, meet Sherlock” type of stories that remind you that we’re a bunch of idiotic apes that miraculously just happen to not get ourselves killed every day.

Do not taunt Steam Deck either

This is clearly a design failure from Valve, proper cooling could have prevented this tragedy, better lawyer up.

I applaud you for not making this article a slideshow.

Call of Duty has neither the writers nor the audience for nuance.

The Kingdom of Heaven Director’s Cut is genuinely a different film, and deserves that spot on the list with a bullet.

Of course they didn’t - because you know damn well every single Bridgerton-addled luvvie would be pumping out reams of click/ragebait for not portraying Josephine as looking like a fucking influencer.