Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.
That’s very true! And most people don’t actually think most men are like this...which is why it’s important for them to shut down the vile douchbags among them.
The people who believe that can assert their opinion without talking about raping and murdering her, though.
Best song off the album.
One of the great joys of older age..63..is that no one you know is getting married any more and if they are, you can say your bursitis is flaring up and you can’t make it. If young people are getting married, they don’t really care if you come and are just asking to be polite, so again..home and happy!
I thought I was done with Weddings, but now I have found something much worse; being invited to a baby’s 1st, 2nd, or 3rd Birthday when you have no kids.
I have to ask, is inviting childless couples to your 1 year old’s bday just asking for a free gift like inviting co-workers and family you don’t know well to your…
I loved this! My life’s trajectory is a mirror image of yours—wedding in 2005, started gestating in 2010, basically continued gestating through 2012, suffered through some merciless hangovers in 2013, now have to move heaven and earth to procur childcare/lodging/transportation in order to spend an evening basically…
I’ll bet that 95% of wedding guests can’t wait for it to be over so they can get out of their uncomfortable clothes and go back to doing what they want to be doing elsewhere. Yes, your guests love you and they want whats best for you, but no one is going to care 1/1000th the amount that you do about the cake or the…
There are times when I really hate being single and alone.
I totally get the Deadspin/Jezebel trollery happening here, which is fine and funny, and I’m on board for today, HOWEVER, this gives me a perfect opportunity to earnestly point out something that I noticed a while ago, and has been clawing at my brain: The uncanny resemblance between young, pre-polio FDR and Ryan…
a sex nap
He really reminds me of “Old Gil” from the Simpsons. I am sad for him.
This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.
Kelly is very open and frank, as well as self-deprecating. I read to say that NO ONE, not even her, thinks of her in a sexy way. I don’t hear her blaming Kesha for anything.
I thought his name was pronounced Dead Mow Five?? I’m so embarrassed. I’m turning into my mother already.
The Weeknd low-key dying was the best part of this.
Remember those wispy thin bangs that we’d curl with a curling iron and they’d be in your eyes all the time but who cares it was awesome