“You know, get kicked off the salt flats...”

Needs to be shoved into a new Phantom. That’ll up the number of places where you’ll get banned for sure.

I have the exact vehicle for you.

90 year old jalopy? Come on now, don’t leave us hanging! What was it?

Oh yes, that is also up there. How about:

You are wrong sir.

“As usual, The US division of a European-American company will get the short straw. Always.”

THIS IS THE SADDEST THING !

Assuming my internal organs are roughly equivalent to a lawn mower engine, I’ve been running this experiment for decades. 

David, I’m all for wacky adventures.

I’d buy an Eddie Braaaaptor

That with updated suspension and a ‘Busa mill out back would be fun.

When your mind says Weinermobile,but your budget says Vienna Sausage...

More like “wreck you like a Huracan”, amirite?

Huracan?  No...........Huracan’t.

Tesla-FCA merger imminent. Just think of all the JD Power awards they could win.

Several things would:

Oh cock, keep it stock.

We need an official gearfreak flag. Maybe a turbo instead of the peyote button on the Gonzo Fist?

He was impeached for “conduct unbecoming a city official”...  some impropriety involving “a slider” and “a fish taco” over at Rubio’s Fresh Grill.