A picnic hamper, and a spare car.
The hamper so he can relax a bit, and the spare car so one of his minions can go and get the recovery crew...

Or maybe a live-in pit crew 

That Dodge is not part of the mega-truck. Someone just snapped a pic of it pooping out a meal from earlier in the day.

Cmon, it’s Russia. Probably a Logski.

I guess I’ll be the dissenting opinion here and say that I absolutely love it. Then again, I’m the person drooling over DIY aero threads on car forums and im about to cut up my Miata and start making “functional” aero mods to it, so what do I know?

I know. You and I, we are in the same boat. I was hoping one these lucky bozos here, seemingly spending months driving with top of the line loaners, would educate us. :)

The chain of fraud goes all the way back to Ferry Porsche slapping a fancy emblem on his dads beetle.

“Close it?  But it’s the only place I can get my car serviced!”

All tweets are bad, and everyone who tweets should be held in contempt.

Fire officials suspect a faulty propane tank was to blame,

Here is a better pic of the Ute config. 

I loved it when it was first announced here on Jalopnik, and would not hesitate to buy it if I had the means.

“Not rain nor snow nor gloom of night will keep me from hooning the shit out of your cul-de-sac, flinging packages as I drive into the gathering darkness with wicked laughter...”

Drill the ends, grind it to a V, braze it, file it flat, get an extra thick head gasket, and run a bottle of Blue Devil through it and call it good. ABG :-P 

Time to just start migrating the body over to a donor platform. 

The Jeep in this story isn’t the only thing with a head that needs fixing.

It bugs the hell out of me when other people are on the road when I am. The nerve.

Screw trying to weld to that swiss cheese, get yourself some square stock and start from scratch, it’ll be easier.

On the plus side..... The flex on this thing is going to be off the charts. 

Hmmm... Wranglers for Pricks... sounds like a good business plan... especially when you consider the different kinds of pricks.