So am I seeing this through a filter of nostalgia/cherry picking the good stuff, or did we just know how to be happier in the 90s?

This may sound like the most country bumpkin thing to do, but have you heard about chicken/goat shit bingo?

First Gear:

This is the kind of mystery you’ll want to take to theoldmotor.com

While I have no interest in being that asshole, I do recognize that as far as he’s concerned for that brief moment he’s living his best life and that’s at least a little enviable.

It did?  Because I have always been under the impression that no, it did not.  Unless you want to go around calling all horizontally opposed air cooled engines as if VW invented that (which they did not).

I have very little interest in hypercars but having said that, j’adore.

Great minds think alike, fools seldom differ.  Take your pick.

That’s quitter talk.

These suggestions suck.  Don’t try to live up to the Vette, instead pivot off in a different direction and be cool for other reasons.  Get a Wrangler.

So GM has the flippy-dip tailgate staircase, Ram has barn doors, what will Ford do? I’m hoping either a hydraulic lift or possibly escalator.

There might actually be some logic in this Wranglers-for-pricks plan of yours...

Can confirm, and there’s a local guy up my way going to prison over that time a year or two ago when he killed a lady by pitching a tow ball out the window of his truck at her as he drove by.  Racism is a strange thing.

Coming soon: I plan to de-badge my rusty Mk4 Golf and re-badge it as a “Poorsche.”  Ask me next year and I’ll let you know how it went.

But, like, how fake can it be? As I understood things, this is supposedly the only aluminum bodied 4-cam Carrera speedster originally sold in that colour. So is it not aluminum, not a four-cam, or not green? Because really, all of those things are often swapped in and out with like components during a total…

A Point Break copy, you say? Preposterous!

This right here. A cliched car action movie but make everything, literally everything, unabashedly over-the-top. The big twist (that isn’t really a twist) that makes it all make sense is that the world exists entirely in the mind of a seven year old.

Seems to me DeLorean would be an excellent answer here.

I’d leave that to Buick to do.

Build a higher tier.  But, like, not so high as those crazy 6x6 G-Wagens.