Neat! I’m also down with whatever this thing is all about:

Yeah, he and this cab driver are talking about starting a club...

To 95% of the commenters: a lot of people have bought Jeep Renegades.  Ford wishes they sold those renegades, the only problem is I don’t see any cool little truck names in their history to re-use...

From the cropped header picture I was expecting to hate this car but... I don’t. Hopefully these are sold beside Solstices and Nomads in some alternate (better) universe.

I’d like to think it’s a consortium lead by that other famous car builder, Will.I.Am.

This happens all the time with every imaginable bulk cargo. Effectively the equivalent of you waiting until after the weekend to fuel up your car because you know the price will change for the better within a time frame that’s acceptable to you.

Nothing.  Next question.

As if every comment isn’t going to be “Manual transmission.”

That’s funny, I don’t remember these pants being so tight when I put them on...

And a sizeable spoiler luggage rack!

Science, obviously.

Maybe I’m weird, but one of these little guys

Can we put together a gofundme to send him an American car for future experiments?  I’m thinking he could become Vlad the Impala...

Plot twist: what if he drove the whole way in reverse?

I just lost all of my elasticity.

Meh, it’s been done before. Somehow with more seats and by a much cooler person.

There’s only one possible explanation...

I had to think for a minute if you could still buy a new Esprit. I mean logically, no, but as a low-volume British manufacturer... maybe.

It may be a decent and muscular-looking car underneath that dark grey angular body armor-looking stuff.