At the end of the day just put the AZ-1 up inside the Hummer and BAM! now you got a three car garage.

This needs to be a poster in my office, caption included.

Well then today I learned something.

Last pic: 1500RPM, 60PSI oil pressure, no battery or fuel to support either of those things. Which two gauges are lying? 

LOST TRACK of 12 unsold supercars?

“Gypsy Danger is a stupid name for a giant fictional fighting robot”

Maybe not malaise but there’s an inherent lameness to the late nineties. Whether cars or boybands or whatever, nearly everything then just felt fake and cheap, not like now where we’ve actually gotten good at faking everything and appearing as if we care.

I was going to make a comment about how someone appears to have done a first rate job sparing no expense to build a car that nobody wants, but the comments so far show that a bunch of people... want it? Why?

Because of course the most utilitarian electric vehicle would look like a cross between an early Bronco and an early Land Rover. Somebody jam a seven-slot grill decal on there to complete my boner.

I was really hoping for one press on the pedal to go, two to stop, and three to upshift.

I am of two minds on this.

Unfortunately no, I’m in Canada about a 4 hour drive north of Duluth. What I recommend is to go on the Model T Ford Club of America forum. Head to mtfca.com and start snooping around - the software sucks but it’s a very active and outgoing group so long as your interest is to stay roughly period-correct. Modifying…

Torch beat me to it, but get a Model T. Minnesota seems to have more of them per capita than anywhere else so find your local club and get a closer look at one. Won’t cost you a dime to look and I’ve yet to meet a gearhead who wasn’t utterly fascinated with mine.

One owner = I know who to curse when something stupid breaks. I mean, it could never be me who broke it, right?

Ranger Raptor? Come on Ford, call it the Power Ranger!

Less vulgar, almost handsome.

You know what else can be fake but still pretty awesome when done right?

I was talking about this bridge the other day and wondered out loud why they don’t just put a light trap before that intersection at, say 11'6" and if anything taller shows up the light just stays red forever.

and Wonder will be driving the pace car.*

The Olds Cutlass was once America’s #1 selling car.