Plastic body? Super Beetle pan? Parts bin everything else? All I get from this is that if you find one it ought to be restorable and not even that hard to find parts!

The last party-grade mylar balloon I nearly hit was level at about 3,000 feet ASL. I’d be impressed if one could make it to 9,000.

This is off the top of my head but I recall Toronto City Centre airport’s elevation is something like 253 feet.

Alright, I’m going to need an old Tiburon, a Jeep, a weekend and a couple cases of beer...

I’ve comfortably gotten it on in way colder places than these two in what is effectively indoors. If body heat isn’t enough, try harder.

Why would the R32 have different wipers?

I was going to vote for mosquitoes until I remembered hate sex can be awesome sex. NP on option one.

An Isetta?

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo

I’m Canadian and I just assumed he meant the poutine-slurping Quebecois. Turns out he just made it up.

That’s a NP for a running anything. Hell, for a shade over two grand this one would be fine with me as garage art.

Have many pets, can confirm. Dogs are rear wheel drive, cats are front wheel drive.

Why not just sell the truck, eat the depreciation, buy some economical beater (I mean sub-3K here) and start over when personal finances are square again? But, you know, hopefully having learned something from this.

I got a 99% match on a Cayenne and 99% on a Cayman. Sounds legit to me.

If the local scrap yard pays by weight and if you have a trailer, you have to figure you’re making a couple hundred bucks that day with or without the beej. NP.

It would be equally, or maybe even more cool if International brought back the Scout with this attitude. Use it to bridge the gap between side-by-side ATVs and daily drivers. Basically built to a cheap farm spec.

Eff yeah bud, that’s what I’m talkin aboot!

11. Dynamic seat-moistening system

I Can’t Be The Only One Who’s Seeing This

I don’t want it at any price.