Why can’t she do us all a favor and cheat on him publicly with Kaepernick?

We’re aware. Trust me. The football fans least happy after a Steelers win that isn’t a Super Bowl are Steelers fans. Always.

Always awesome to explain to my editor walking by my computer that I am spending my lunch hour on a trash website and not looking at porn. Keep doing you Jezebel.

It should be very easy to pick between those two options for the rest of the season.

Sean, when the British Royal Family is officially more comfortable with a black person entering than you are with a black QB, it’s time for some soul searching, brother

Blake Bortles and Blaine Gabbert. Rearrange them any way you like—Bortles Gabbert, Blake Blaine, Blake Gabbert, Bortles Blaine, Gabbert Blake, Blaine Bortles, Gabbert Bortles, Blaine Blake, Bortles Blake, Gabbert Blaine. In the end, it’s still Whogivesafuck? for “same guy”.

Depends on how you’re looking... Are you peeping through her windows?

LOL why does he keep bringing the chain!!?!?!?
That chain of his is Talib’s spinach, lol
They could be 80 years old, Crabtree dead in his casket, Talib about to pay respects, but when he sees it: “Nope, can’t have that!”

Talib is 2/2 on ripping Crabtree’s chain off...

Aqib Talib is a scumbag. He is a Vontaze Burfict/Draymond Green level of dirty goon.

In the end, both players were asked talib the stadium.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

I measure my love for a game almost directly by how immersed I am in the world it’s dropping me into, so I have a few.

My favorite gaming “world” is a galaxy - Mass Effect. I felt like that series brought together the best parts of Star Wars, Star Trek, and Battlestar Gallactica into one perfect dish.

Also disappointing; Black twitter giving her shit for kissing a white dude. Because in 2017 interracial relationships aren’t ok anymore I guess?

Actually banks would love it...it would lead to lots of overdraft fees...

These people have less in common with Jesus Christ than I do - and I’m an atheist.