This is her 9th arrest in Charlotte County and the bride says that they are no longer friends.

She’s there, in person, and didn’t learn what that wall represents.

What a bimbo. She DOES know that the Berlin Wall came down in 1989, right? She remembers Saint Ronbo taking credit for it? Gurl, that wall don’t work. That is an ex-wall.

Seems like an open and shut case to me. It’s not fair to only serve tourists to black people.

This alleged transcript is like a celeb version of “Marine Todd”.

Elvis is everywhere, man. He’s in everything. He’s in everybody. He’s in your jeans! He’s in your cheeseburgers! Elvis is in Nutty Buddies! Elvis is in your mom! He’s in everybody, he’s in the young, the old, the fat, the skinny, the white, the black, the brown, and the BLUE people got Elvis in ‘em, too. Elvis is in…

Ever since Harris Wittels died, Phish makes me sad.

That reminds me of a funny story. Actually it’s not so funny as it is long...

I used to work security at concerts while in college back in the mid 90's, which was odd considering I’m not a big guy. It was me, my even smaller brother, and a few dozen huge fucking guys who played football at SU.

I. Ya Mar, Blowing off studying for Pre-cal test but yolo, Harpua, Texting Steve about that Harpua, Calling Mike’s Song, Wading in a Velvet Sea

Like what can you possibly to say to someone like this...

Hey, my bad. It’s White Power Bill. It’s from a funny TV show from 13 years ago. Look it up and lighten up, jefe.

Trump Supporter: My penis doesn’t work and I can’t bend over to tie my shoes. I haven’t challenged myself mentally in 25 years and loud sounds frighten me. This is all the fault of people who write poop jokes on the internet.

When we got into fistfights in high school, our principal had a unique punishment- the offending parties would have to stand up in front of the lunch room, holding hands for the entire time.

We have the worst economy in decades with over 90 million Americans fallen out of unemployment statistics they’ve been out of work so long.

Another good part of this video is at 0:25 when the guy in the Hurricanes polo says “I gotta pee” and takes the Mountaineers fan’s spot.

Did you not notice that White Power Jim has a fucking prosthetic leg??

Throw in some flesh-colored stubble and you’ve got Jeffrey Dahmer.

Confession time: I LOVED Garden State. When I was in high school, I must’ve watched that movie a dozen times. I loved that whole “Good luck exploring the infinite abyss!” “Hey, you too!” I thought that was so great. And I definitely bought the whole soundtrack and listened to it many many many times. I haven’t seen it…

Everytime I see one of those street fight/sucker punch stories where someone dies, it’s not the impact of the punch that kills them but the resulting fall and head smashing into solid object that does it.