Given that he’s got a list already, definitely not a new word for this guy

Can someone more savvy that I please photoshop Megyn’s face on this?

ROD BECK! He made no sense. The line between him being a Major League ballplayer and sales manager at a window company with a cell phone holder on his belt was so, so thin.

Oh man, my buddy has the “Use Stairs in Case of Emergency” shirt and it’s beautiful.

No shit. I don’t really believe in ‘gay face’, but this little twist has got it.

As usual, xkcd has already addressed this:

I hope the guy he did it for is killing time in the hospital and reading the Funbag on his phone, reads this comment, tells his wife that he’ll be right back, drives to Lucas’ house, ACTUALLY punches him in the face, then tosses him a “You’re welcome” as he leaves.

As the aunt of a baby who was born 7 weeks early and spent a month in the NICU...let it go, landscaping friend. It’s great that you did a nice thing for your friends, but frankly, if they even fucking noticed the landscaping at this point, it’s the last thing on their mind. They have to leave their teeny tiny,…

The guy who expects a thank you for landscaping is a real asshole. Shut the fuck up, man. If you want a thank you, maybe do something helpful baby-wise, like adopt the kid and allow the parents to live normal lives.

Having read your parenting book, I’m not surprised at all the Kimmel thing effected you so much.

While Bouchard grunts a little, it’s nothing compared to the full-on sexual ecstasy scream of Sharapova, and anything that silences that is necessarily a good thing.

Literally had the same exact thought. You’re leaving this world. This plane of existence. You’ll never have a conscious thought again. And you go out with Savage Garden?

I think you’ve got it backwards. Prejudice begets segregation. If there wasn’t prejudice, there wouldn’t be segregation, because trust me, people of color will move into any neighborhood they can get themselves in to, but when certain neighborhoods won’t let you move in, that starts with prejudice first.

You just posted about how you’ve more people in the face with your carry-on than you can count, as if that’s normal. I’ve never done that, and I’ve never seen anyone else do it. You’re just an asshole who doesn’t give a shit. I can guarantee you that every other passenger who shares a plane with you wants to toss you…

Good I’m glad you hate flying. Stop doing it so the rest of us don’t have to deal with your fucking bullshit.

How fucked up is it that a lot of commentators here think it’s their duty to just sit down, shut up, and never question what they’re seeing and hearing, even when they know what they’re witnessing is indisputably repugnant?

Thanks detective, for your totally useless assumptions. Good work.