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It actually is. The more equivalent situation would be Trump using his charitable foundation to buy himself sports memorabilia, or portraits of himself, or pay off lawsuits.

His best tweet ever was when he pointed out that his fastball was as close to Mo’ne Davis as it was to Aroldis Chapman.

Not if Dan Haren is throwing life at you.

If you were that pretty, you’d have one too.

Matthew 27:29: And they twisted together a sombrero of gold and put it on His head. They put a bat in His right hand and knelt down before Him to mock Him, saying, “Hail, King of the Mets!”

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Any Given Sundae

Husky and Starch

First ballot HOF comment.

COTY.

My good sir, you deserve +0.200 for this.

My day is complete.

mainline that good kinja right into my vein.

+1, the interwebs approves

Wow. COTD at 12:38 a.m. That’s gotta be some kind of record.

Comment of the day and it was barely Thursday

I know it’s only a little over a week but they’re going have to bring Vin Scully back from retirement to call that grand slam of a comment. God Damn...

This is why the otherwise merciful baby Jesus allows Kinja to exist.

This is a perfect comment and a MORE perfect screen name. I only wish I had known what queefing was back in the 80s when I used to (unsuccessfully) try to make the other boys laugh by calling Terry Cummings, Terry’s Cumming. Monqueef would have been much more effective.

This is the comment that I needed to feel better about the world before I went to bed. It’s brilliant. My thanks.