[checks 1962 TV Guide]

As a gay guy I have to say I fucking LOVE bros. Most of them are sweet despite what you read here. Give me a hot dude bro over a bitchy queen any day, honey child.

Jason: “I wound’t fuck her with your dick”

and to this emailer, he does mention it as if its just one hair. Its normal but Im lucky enough to get it in 3 places. I have a hair on my forearm that does this, also on my forehead (by far the worst one because if I dont catch it I feel like it was witnessed and ignored) and one or possibly more on my chest. The arm…

“It was something very childish that 6th graders could have talked about.”

(Also, we’re actually very fond of our wildlife that’re intent on our gruesome murder. I don’t know why non-Australians are so weird about the concept - it should be familiar to anyone who likes cats.)

I get what you’re doing here (with the burner account and red meat on the hook) but this type of trolling is really more akin to fishing with dynamite. Sure it’s effective, but do you really feel accomplished?

Well then why does someone keep waking him up?

i love that book. of all the books i read as a teenager, i think it most prepared me for what to expect in the real world

+1 for Bel.

Americans can tell Goodell to fuck himself until we’re all blue in the face. So long as our wallets are talking differently, we might as well be cursing him out in Aramaic.

#OllieLivesMatter

that ha7htag make7 no fucking 7en7e

It would be interesting to pinpoint the exact cultural moment at which scenes like this started being perceived by a significant percentage of consumers of American pop culture as creepy as fuck. Even now, I’m pretty sure *most* viewers who still watch network television would chuckle mindlessly at the scenario and…

And me without my gimp suit!

*At a fried chicken place somewhere in San Antonio*

You do the same thing always done with porn in any format or resolution.

“Kristaps Porzingis” sounds like a brand of Polish pork rinds.

well, IME, redknecks are friendly as long as you are not any of the things they like to redneckk about. You know? Like gay, black, a woman...