Panda Express is both a) not really Chinese food, and b) way better than any Chinese food I've had since I moved to Pittsburgh. God, I miss the coasts.

It looks like a painted sheet of plywood with a hole cut in it, and he's standing behind it with his face in the hole.

Nobody's throwing him any parades or celebrating him. And I'm not going to argue semantics over the word "honor." Courage is what you do when you're scared, character is what you do when it's hard, honor is what you do when you have something to lose. He had something to lose and he chose to do the right thing. I…

Please demonstrate a double standard in anyone involved in this conversation. Heyman, Draper, me, anyone. You're pulling together a whole lot of different voices in trying to paint your picture. Did Heyman celebrate Washington's coke habit? Vilify Gordon? "The media" is not a monolith.

I believe the NCAA plays an important role in maintaining true collegiate athletics and I thank them for it.

Kimmy would make a great Crosswits Stick Girl

Nah, the cokes were free.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

To be fair, he also has no idea how to work in an industry that is a monopoly.

"I have to study all weekend!"

That name escaped me, thanks for the reminder. Funny how it was the '76 Olympics where all the women were subjected to sex tests to determine if they were "truly" women, except for one woman, Princess Anne, whose mother, the Queen, was on hand to open the games in Montreal.

Oh, Kaner's on the bench, have you seen him yet
But their coach looks so spaced out,
B-b-b-Byfuglien and the Jets

Oh dress codes are weird and they're wonderful
Oh Byfuglien he's really mean
He's got electric moves
A wet track suit
You know this locker room's an ugly sceeeeeene, ohhh
B-b-b-Byfuglien and the Jets

Mens Rights Activists, crying violent baby-men who rage and rage, and sometimes break the law and hurt people, because the women they want to fuck can refuse to fuck them, and the women they don't want to fuck exist at all.

A Mockingbird To Remember (1960)

I know, Brain, but how will we find Lena Dunham, a bulldozer, and 90 pounds of Twizzlers on such short notice?

I haven't seen this many bombs dropped over sub-par apps since I was in the men's room on Wednesday at Chili's.

I don't care what's going on in your life right now, there is no way you are enjoying yourself as much as these guys are.

i told u I wanna check u out make sure i like the goods

When you think about it, the idea of sending a beat reporter to just go write on the road is quite novel.