You might be right, but I sometimes wonder if that's a go to reaction if a singer knows their performance is going south.

I don't know - a stripper who decides to just go by "Dancer" probably has the right attitude about the whole thing.

Nice comment: spirit of the season and totally apt.

*thirty mailmen bring in huge bags of envelopes like in Miracle On 34th St and dump them on conference table*

Every single follower I blocked had in their profile somewhere "Atheist" "Liberal" "Democrat" or some such label.

First of all, fuck that woman. Sasha and Malia are intelligent, lovely young women who have grown from adorable little kids to surly teenagers in the fishbowl of the White House, a terrible ordeal for any young person to have to endure. And so far, they've handled it with great aplomb. I credit the President and First…

I'm sorry, my current commercial rage quota is being entirely filled by those two yammering dipshits sitting in the drive through at Sonic together.

Holy Jesus. Are you at Zeitgeist in SF?

I did stand up at the bar and yell "TODAY, I AM A WOMAN!" and got a free beer for it.

These aren't even really slams against the hapless Lakers either, just at the petulant egomanic currently doing as much as he can do to run them into the ground.

Chick-fil-A immediately halted sales to Northwestern when they found out the team would be showering together.

unfortunately, Chick-Fil-A doesn't love everybody.

I'm with you. I think all major milestones in a man or woman's life should be shared and celebrated with the ones they love, especially parents.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

"But James, you don't play defense."

...Uncle Albert

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