I don't think the NFL Network is off here; they really ought to fist him with an iron.

Dude, you cry "twisting my words" all the time. Maybe you should choose your words better.

When chupacabra69 is defending you, you are in the wrong. 100% of the time, you are in the wrong. Period. End of story.

I love fucking!
- Gary

Look up why Mr. Kellogg first made breakfast cereals the way he did, and you'll understand why they taste that way.

Dungy: I was a bit surprised about the outcome here. When I last spoke to him, I did say that I noticed several matters that could become issues in the future. I did not wish to have direct involvement in those issues, but... [pauses] I certainly did not want to have a role in making those issues worse. If that was…

"If you ignore all of the "trying to deny people equality stuff," I think the most offensive part is how little creativity people have in their arguments in favor of bigotry."

Don't worry, D'Brick's got this one.

Currently, he has the third-worst WAR for a position player between the ages of the 33 and 34 in the modern era

Thank god the Brooklyn Dodgers were willing to put up with the media distractions.

I agree that Vick deserved another chance. I don't see it as especially hypocritical for him to advocate on behalf of Vick. I find it more problematic in the context of what it says when a man who lost his son to depression and suicide more or less advocates shutting a kid out of an opportunity to pursue his life…

Not because I don't believe Michael Sam should have a chance to play, but I wouldn't want to deal with all of it.

what's not to love, unless you're a fan of another NL West team?

What a Hamm.

[knock, knock]

Once you use coconut oil to beat off does it become palm oil?

No, the purpose of style is to express oneself sartorially. The purpose of fashion is to push trends forward continuously so that only the wealthy and leisurely may stay abreast of them.

No, it doesn't. The purpose of fashion is to signify that the wearer possesses the financial wherewithal and leisure-time to stay ahead of constantly shifting trends. That is the entire reason we have fashion: To draw a distinction between the wealthy and the busy.

I feel like Al Alburquerque deserves a mention. Not only is it crazy long, but it's spelled *slightly* differently from the city! Drove me crazy the first time I noticed that.