People who are flying with babies are not trying to cash in. What the fuck is wrong with you?

It occurs to me that people who use phrases like “white knighting” needn’t be taken seriously in conversations. “Opportunist.” What the fuck is wrong with you?

“he was hoping the airline employees would react disproportionately so he could sue them”—What the fuck is wrong with you that this is the first place your mind goes?

Thank you for sharing a statistic from 7 years ago.

You called him fat/obese/overweight 3x here. What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

Holy shit you managed to make the victim #1 in the “at fault” list. Go to your room and think about what you’ve done.

+1 for your name

No one would go near the body bc it was too funky

Magazine: Why not just return to the waiting room and finish the article after the procedure?

Sequels: The Muppets Take Manhattan was nearly as funny as The Muppet Movie.

Brake line: Purpose was likely someone (such as an ex-husband or ex-boyfriend) attempting to instill fear in the woman. I hope she’s safe.

I’m increasingly OK with “content” as shorthand for “print, audio, video, GIFs, etc.,” but “consume” continues to confound me.

Newsom has too much sex/drugs baggage. Won’t happen.

If your budget is so tight that games have to be paid off in installments, WHY ARE YOU BUYING VIDEO GAMES??

Or enjoy a night at the fabulous Grand Prospect Hall. “Ve MAKE your DREAMS kahm TROO!”

Pachelbel’s Canon also featured in 1968's “Oh Lord, Why Lord” by Los Pop Tops:

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/6479266/v9458735

Oh, that’s good.

Per at-bat!

Wait a sec—is that really a blazer sweatsuit?

Liam just uses his sock.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.